Oh boy. Jon Favreau you have done it now. I know you made Iron Man and Swingers but damn it if I don't want to scream at you right now.
How could you screw up such an easy concept like Cowboys & Aliens?! That's it; first it was Robert Rodriguez with 'Spy Kids' and *groan* 'Once upon a time in Mexico' and now YOU go and underachieve to the best of your ability. If you had put as much effort into this movie as you did trying to make this as mediocre as possible we might have had an awesome movie.
You were tasked with making a movie about cowboys and aliens and about cowboys killing aliens. How hard could that be?
Watching Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford trying to kill each other was awesome; Olivia Wilde is really good at playing the mysterious female; Daniel Craig shooting down aliens with a wrist cannon is totally badass...Oh God did you really did just use up all your good footage in the trailer? Apparently so.
I was with your movie for the first 45 minutes, but somewhere along the line I went from sitting on the edge of my seat to contemplating playing Angry Birds on my cellphone. You had too much going on with the various factions in the movie going for the whole buddy cop thing to a serious lack of reason as to WHY the aliens wanted gold. For god's sake you had Daniel Craig getting high with aliens and we all discovered his spirit animal was a humming bird.
You are better than this Jon. You are better then some teen who writes fanfiction in their spare time between Calculus and Biology class!
We've had some great times. I'll never forget you dancing with Heather Graham in Swingers and watching Robert Downey Jr. strap on the armor for the first time, but you and I are done. Never again will I see your name plastered on a movie poster and think to myself "Oh a Jon Favreau movie; that's going to be GREAT"
All I'll remember is the mediocrity.
- J
Hey everybody! It's been a while, and I figured the best way to get the writing juices flowing was to grab for the lowest hanging fruit in a reviewer's arsenal: something he/she doesn't like!
Today I'm reviewing Martin Rooney's "Ultimate Warrior Workouts: Fitness secrets of the martial arts, proven training secrets from around the globe."
Let me first say that I'm a bit of a martial arts geek and I'm always looking for ways to improve my game or to find new ways to train. That's what I was hoping for when I picked up this book but unfortunately, the book feel short in a few areas.
The book's premise is that Rooney has traveled around the world to research the training methods used for different martial arts. In this respect, the book is quite well done because it does go over many different exercises that are used in different styles.
However, my disappointment lies in the lack of depth in each section. The book is broken up into martial styles (e.g. muay thai, wrestling, karate, brazilian jiu-jitsu etc) and each section has pictures documenting exercises used by these practitioners. There are some basic directions about the exercise and pictures of Rooney going through them. When I mentioned lack of depth, what I was looking for was the 'why' behind the exercises.
Rooney's book lists his educational background in physical therapy, health science and exercise science. I would have thought with such an extensive background there would be more explanation to the exercises. For instance, why do muay thai practitioners do the many different types of crunches? How do these exercises help the practitioner compete in their style more efficiently?
I didn't find any of this information, and for a geek like me who has a background in science, this was something I was looking forward to. I was hoping for some insight into the why's of certain exercises. As it stands, the book has some interesting material, but honestly, I've had the book for a few months now and haven't looked at it for more than 15 minutes total. I may relegate this book to the coffee table...at somebody else's house.
Nerd ranking: 3 out of 5
Until next time:
- J
THIS IS NOT A REVIEW: Oh and happy 4th of July folks!
Assuming that you've been following along on my blog for any stretch of time you've probably come to the profound realization that I am a huge nerd. Just about anybody who writes a blog is like, 90% likely to be a nerd. Follow the logic behind writing a blog: you find a subject or topic so interesting you feel the need to write about it. Even if this is topic is yourself it doesn't matter; you are, in some shape or form, a nerd.
To cut things short: I play dungeons and dragons. I've only been playing for about a year and this post is just a little advice on how to have fun playing D&D.
Dungeons and dragons is a pen/paper, tabletop RPG that has been around for years and has always been on the fringe of even nerd hobbies. It's hard for folks who don't appreciate things like Lord of the Rings, or heck, even science fiction to use their imagination to play a game. It's even harder when it ends up being a lot of work to get a group of friends together to play a game that may last several hours, to muster the energy to play.
As a relative newcomer to D&D, I have a few observations and suggestions for having fun with your new nerdy obsession (in no particular order):
1) Do go try to see if you can find a weekly game night at a comic shop:
These events are short (~1 hour) and you really only have time to get through one encounter (the equivalent to one fight). While there are some downsides, such as playing with strangers, playing with strangers, and playing with strangers who are just a bit too hardcore about the rules, it does give you a general idea of how a game should be run. I was lucky; I had friends who had played before who got me into it. This is again, a great way to just try it out.
2) Find a good group:
This is important. Playing DnD isn't necessarily about killing monsters. It's about imagining and having an adventure with your friends. Play with people who have a sense of humor and who don't take things too seriously. People who try too hard are called "try-hards" or "rules lawyers" and they suck to play with because they nit-pick. Chances are unless you are one of these people you probably know somebody who would be a drag to play dnD with.
3) Find a good DM:
A dungeon master not THAT kind of master; He/she is a world creator who plans the encounters, who rolls dice for all the monsters and most importantly weaves the story you group participates in. From personal experience I can tell you this: it is HARD to plan an adventure from scratch. Find adventures online, or if you buy the DnD rule book, they'll always have starting adventures for you to try.
Once you do have a good DM, please give this person a break. It is mentally draining to DM so give them a break by trying your hand at running a game. Assuming you've done a good job with #2, nobody is going to give you a hard time if you mess up.
Oh, and when you are playing, try not to be too tough on your DM. Don't give them too much lip, and don't argue. They made this world, they could drop an imaginary anvil on you if they want.
3) Have fun!
Play the game the way you want to play the game. Hopefully you play with people who also have a similar attitude. If you want to get in character and role-play; do it. If you want to crack jokes and mess around; do it.
As for the type of character you play, there is a LOT of variety. You can design characters that fit your play style. Wanna go charge in and smash things; there is a warrior-class for you. If you want to play a trickier role, go play a thief or rogue. Always wanted to be a wizard, go be a lightening bolt shooting wizard.
There are many, MANY flavors of character so do remember to give it a try.
4) Be patient:
When you eventually get into the thick of playing, DnD can take time. Whole afternoons can dissolve in a haze of dice, pencil, paper, pizza and soda. This is really the hardest part really. Aside from setting the time aside, you'll have to find times that work for your whole group to get together to play.
Once you've found your groove and discover how long your attention span can handle playing DnD, GO PLAY!!!
That's it; that's all I can think of at the moment. Go find some dice, go find your nerdy/geeky friends, go kill some imaginary fantasy creatures and go get some fantasy loot!
Enjoy, and 'till next time
- J
Before I get into the review, let me just say that they do have a slight advantage because they are miniature everybody knows that cute food always tastes better.
So Delicious' coconut milk mini ice cream sandwiches look like the ice-cream sandwiches of your youth, just smaller. Aside from having organic/natural ingredients, they look exactly the same. Heck, even the chocolate cake outside tastes the same.
The difference lies in the filling. These are coconut flavored, so if you hate coconut you're not going to like these. The texture of the filling isn't noticeably different from regular ice cream sandwiches and because they're small (only 100 calories!) they go down really quick.
I enjoyed my experience with So Delicious' coconut ice cream bars and as I continue to experiment with atypical desserts found at the organic market, I hope they are as enjoyable as this one.
Rating: 5 out of 5
Until next time:
- J
